sufferingsappho:

harrysbankaccount:

you don’t even need to make fun of republicans they do it for you

"Do you think Obama is the YouKnowWhat"

and 

"Just because it’s Valentine’s Day doesn’t mean you’re ready for YouKnowWhat"

You heard it here first, folks. The GOP thinks Obama is the sex.

Probably the main reason you don’t have to make fun of that twitter account is because it’s run by The Onion-contributor Daniel Kibblesmith.

(via andrewscotttouchingthings)

emberkeelty:

thelilnan:

I was watching Pokémon: Indigo League on Netflix and the Pokédex called Kakuna a “transitional Pokémon”

and then suddenly this happened

WOW ADORABLE

(via fuchsimeon)

slenderlock:

madame-vashtranerada:

theeleventhsherlock:

Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom

is coulson in a suit 

it’s his casual suit

(Source: dilfosaur, via turpentinehoneybee)

jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

(via aeducanprincess)

(Source: gigabeetle, via chaosagent23)

budgie-research:

towel

Tags: burds

yeffyaboyuice:

superziggy:

After a shower, Teka sits on her towel chewing a cotton swab until she hears the wind outside promptly followed by interpretive dancing.

Majestic

(via thedoctors-steampowered-hunter)

Tags: burds

nitohkousuke:

im

i think they’re doing this on purpose

(via fishie-hime)