GUESS WHO QUEUED OVER THIRTY POSTS FROM TEXTSFROMTOKU AGAIN
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
- Deemah: ...I went to Google Images to find a picture of that character, and found something really terrible.
- Me: What, was it porn?
- Me: Or was it spoilers?
- Me: Or was it spoilery porn?
- Deemah: If it was porn, I wouldn't care.
deemah122 asked: Briss Gaggl?, Captain Albert Alexander, Ghost Grinder, and Go Spine Go please cutie?
Briss Gaggl?: What got you into Steam Powered Giraffe?
I came across a gif from Honeybee with commentary about how the song wasn’t anything like they expected. So I looked up the music video, expecting something between MCR and Fallout Boy, and oh my god.
Captain Albert Alexander: Do you like the ocean? How about fishing?
Fishing is boring, but with ample shade, it can be a nice way to waste an afternoon (and afterwards, you have fish!). I do like the ocean, though. Not super keen on the bits that smell like dead fish (any candle that calls itself “ocean breeze” or somesuch is a LIE). But overall, I like the ocean.
Ghost Grinder: Scariest thing you’ve ever experienced?
I dunno if you mean like… legit fear, or just momentary terror. I mean… I used to be friends with a guy in another country with fairly unreliable means of contact, and I was constantly worried that he might commit suicide and I’d never know. There were worrying blog posts and he dropped out of contact and all I had was a phone number that he didn’t always answer because international phone calls are weird. He was okay, but I was so scared.
On a lighter note, the dong store appears to be haunted by Slendy (myself and a coworker developed a lingering cough, there’s suspicious distortion in the security camera feed, and the back warehouse is creepy as fuck). The other night, I was getting ready to leave, yeah? Store was completely empty, had been for an hour, front and back doors locked. I went back to turn on the alarm, and the door to the warehouse was rattling like there was someone on the other side shaking it. Sometimes the A/C does weird air pressure things, but it was off, and so were all the fans.
I eventually realized that the wall we share with the scuba shop next door doesn’t go all the way to the ceiling, so we were getting weird air currents from our neighbors. But still. Terrifying to be completely alone in a locked store and find a door rattling like that.
Go Spine Go: How do you pick on your friends? (In a nice way, of course.
A better question would be, how don’t I pick on my friends? I believe the best friendships are formed through banter and sarcasm. I do try to avoid oppressive societal bullshit or things that make them feel self-conscious, but I will give my friends a hard time about just about any hobby or personality quirk, regardless of whether it even makes any sense to use it against them. It’s a way of saying “hey, I noticed that you really like this thing, and that sets you apart from other people I know.”